Jack Blacks Saturday Night Live Audition That Almost Was

Hell, most people like a bad Saturday Night Live audition story. Here is Jack Black's. Well, kind of. He didn't actually audition, ... Intelligencer TheCut Vulture TheStrategist Curbed GrubStreet Magazine SubscribetotheMagazine GiveaGiftSubscription BuyBackIssues CurrentIssueContents Subscribe SignIn Account Profile SignOut Thingsyoubuythroughourlinksmayearn NewYork acommission. Everyonelikes agoodSaturdayNightLiveauditionstory.Hell,mostpeoplelikeabadSaturdayNightLiveauditionstory.HereisJackBlack’s.Well,kindof.Hedidn’tactuallyaudition,ashedecidedagainstit.Butthisiswhatitwould’vebeenlike,from OffCameraWithSamJones(viaIndiewire).Good-byeforever,Missilehead,wehardlyknewyourcomedicpotential. Sources Indiewire Tags: jackblack saturdaynightlive snlauditions tv +Comments LeaveaComment JackBlack’sSNLAuditionThatAlmostWas Thingsyoubuythroughourlinksmayearn NewYork acommission. 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